No pants allowed.

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haave-you-met-ted:

welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide

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nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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buzzfeedfood:

“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via iwillw3lcomethereaping)

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controversial-tabloid-story:

jchelseaw:

lauriejuspeczyk:

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queenaglaia:

uncalmly:

silentknightley:

rookieoftheday:

Do you understand how scary this picture is

god forbid a real person do real person things he wasnt just a robot who killed people jesus fucking christ

uh yeah its not like he killed and tortured six million jews or anything

Hold on just a tick. Listen, I’m Jewish, so I’m perfectly capable of understanding that what he did was just…..well, there are no words for it. But let’s not round it up to simply Jews that got killed. It was six million people that died in those camps, not just Jews. Did you know that homosexuals were sent there, too? Yeah, I’m sure you did. They had to wear special little symbols on their clothes. Do you know what it was? It was a pink triangle.
It was six million PEOPLE.
But you let that roll over in your mind for a while and you are going to forever see this man as a monster, but that’s not what he was. He was someone who thought he was truly doing something right for his nation, no matter how shitty he was doing it. Believe me when I say that I don’t like him. I really don’t. My grandfather’s brothers died in those camps, and my grandfather escaped to Spain, then to Mexico. He was lucky.
This is not a monster holding hands with a little girl.
This is Adolf Hitler, a man, holding hands with a little girl.
Yeah. It’s fucking scary. It really is. Do you know why?
It’s because you’re seeing that he wasn’t, in fact, a monster. You’re seeing in this picture that he was a man. He was a man, and that’s really the saddest part of it all.

As a History major who specializes in the history of early modern Europe, I’ve studied a lot of dictators in detail, not just Hitler. The number one mistake anyone could ever make in history is making the assumption that only inhuman monsters are capable of doing terrible things. Stop dehumanizing Hitler just so you can reassure yourself that “normal” humans aren’t capable of doing bad things. Hitler liked children and dogs, he was a vegetarian and he cried like a little boy when his mother died. I’m not saying he was a good, innocent person, but when you stop attributing human characteristics to historical figures like Hitler, it’s how you overlook people just like him in real life, and it’s how people like him end up back in power.

That’s the real truth: Human Beings are scarier than any ‘monsters’ out there because we’re all born blank slates and BECOME our legacy.

This is the best post I’ve seen in a while.

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quitdickinaround:

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

I don’t understand bras like my hands do a much better job and their services are free all you gotta do is ask

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

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amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via wontyoushakeapoorsinnershand)

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wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

(Source: tapdancers, via quitdickinaround)

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